if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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