Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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