quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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