If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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