I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just want to make out with him forever
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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