whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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