I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
These tits shall not be calmed
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
