Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
thus making me awesome and them whores
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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