I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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