i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I can't trust your balls anymore.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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