i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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