its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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