you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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