remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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