i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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