Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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