he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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