Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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