Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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