Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
