it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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