Where is the hickey?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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