Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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