I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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