had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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