gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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