According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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