She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
you inspire me to be a worse person
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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