its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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