You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just made out with a guy for $7.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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