I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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