Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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