Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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