he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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