My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
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Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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