speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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