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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.

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• (+91): View more from India

  I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?

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• (626): View more from California

  I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid

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