Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating

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(925): View more from California

At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.

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(913): View more from Kansas

When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was

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(631): View more from New York

We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts

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Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?

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(503): View more from Oregon

A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.

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(406): View more from Montana

My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.

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(775): View more from Nevada

yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

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