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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.

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(703): I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier. http://tfl.nu/rjab

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(714): View more from California

Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.

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(714): Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are. http://tfl.nu/u4g1

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,

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(484): Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me, http://tfl.nu/qbcn

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(760): View more from California

Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...

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(760): Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on... http://tfl.nu/jpo3

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars

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I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers

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(252): I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars (1-252): I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers http://tfl.nu/w67j

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.

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(403): You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark. http://tfl.nu/dx9e

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(949): View more from California

he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem

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(949): he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem http://tfl.nu/y96p

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running

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(931): Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running http://tfl.nu/vdeh

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(914): View more from New York

Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?

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(914): Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what? http://tfl.nu/ebld

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?

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(609): Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex? http://tfl.nu/f6pa

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(905): View more from Ontario

You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"

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(905): You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off" http://tfl.nu/v90r

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(479): View more from Arkansas

He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security

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(479): He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security http://tfl.nu/nae6

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(404): View more from Georgia

Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.

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(404): Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip. http://tfl.nu/cx8v

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.

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(303): Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super. http://tfl.nu/a5le

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.

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(978): You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK. http://tfl.nu/bq2s

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