Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(319): View more from Iowa

Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"

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(270): View more from Kentucky

He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."

(1-270): View more from Kentucky

Does God suck his dick?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.

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(206): View more from Washington

she told me i tasted like america

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(212): View more from New York

it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.

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