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Have you finally orgasmed yet?

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(630): Have you finally orgasmed yet? http://tfl.nu/pxlw

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I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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(818): I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number... http://tfl.nu/xqo8

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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps

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warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey

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(315): playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps (315): warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey http://tfl.nu/dgn3

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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank

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(619): all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank http://tfl.nu/98ag

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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america

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(616): Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america http://tfl.nu/zong

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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.

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(916): It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness. http://tfl.nu/trjv

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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol

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its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now

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(540): come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol (540): its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now http://tfl.nu/0y7d

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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.

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(815): Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience. http://tfl.nu/8crb

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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!

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(302): I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me! http://tfl.nu/y8cp

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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.

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(570): you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do. http://tfl.nu/t26b

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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.

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(701): She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down. http://tfl.nu/f22r

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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on

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(310): Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on http://tfl.nu/xhhi

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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?

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(651): Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat? http://tfl.nu/25mc

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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?

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It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions

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(908): Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b? (340): It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions http://tfl.nu/22dq

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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing

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(202): I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing http://tfl.nu/zynh

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