I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The best revenge is premature balding
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
the raccoons are back...
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