rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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