Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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