I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
we're so committed to being not committed
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