so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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