He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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