I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
is it fun? or sober?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
