quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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