Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize