Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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