I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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