yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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