whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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