what if I'm pregnant?
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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