Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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