you would pick up someone in the library
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Can I color on your dick again?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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